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The Flat Invasion in Cyberspace

Posted by zanaelf - March 15th, 2014


Yes the Flat invasion from the 2D universe has claimed your electronic devices,from the realms of Facebook first invading your Google chrome-books, then your android devices, your  , your Windows PC in full retro at the the Metro, and now on your Apple OS devices such as your iPad, iPhone and iPod touch and through the internet of certain websites...

 

They have not invaded the Apple Mac, the last hope in Cyberspace. Can we all count on MacOS to save cyberspace falling into the evil two dimensional realm of existence ? Will Linux be the saviors of Cyberspace ?  The reason why I post this and express my rant creatively as a science fiction action script, is because I find it very annoying and hard to use applications when designed in two dimensions removing any aspects of skeuomorphic design, which had been part of the technological evolution of cyberspace giving an extra dimension of space in all operating systems and applications which was originally invented by Steve Jobs on this planet. Soon as he ended his life, so did his invention or did it ? I find it diificult to use a device when its designed to be flat and boring , too plain and simple like being in an anesthetic asylum of a post 1984 apocalyptic enforcement of the Grammaton Cleric of Equilibrium ...

 

 I suffer from two dimensional asphyxiation which causes anxiety and panic not being able to feel the application when using it at rapid speed. The design forces you to slow down to enforce you to determine what is clickable and what is not, what is your file work and data and what is the application itself, because it has become blurred, making you screw up your work, your document, your message, and so on if you should pick up the pace and being productive in what you do. This one of the reasons why I don't like windows 8, and wish to migrate to Apple Mac completely because of this.

 

Even though the design of apple is in greys and whites lacking colour to rare parts of the Graphical user Interface, it has depth, shadow and shape, that one can easily define and navigate through it. Windows had caught up with this in windows 7 also providing an extra bonus of adding colour to your operating system world, but now has flushed it down into the 2D sphincter of space-time, where you feel so squeezed with 2D claustrophobia.

 

If Apple decides to move into the 2D realms of Flatness with its next OSX or OSXI , I would rather remain with Mountain Lion or Mavericks until this 2D Apocalypse is over... already some aspects such as the calendar and notebook have been partially invaded by the anesthetic simplistic simple minded simplists of the 2D realm of lower dimensions. I hope they take note of the complaints , rants and frustrations of users who find the Flat design harder to use and think up of a fairer design , and make peace with beings of higher dimension and the beings of lower dimension and end this invasion now.... and bring peace and clarity to Cyber Space.  channeled from  [:o]  s skeuomorphic , a being of higher dimensions   


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